- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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