Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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boobs

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Adam Sandler.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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nice shorts.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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