Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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YOLO

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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cory is gay

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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