- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Banana(s)

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Trashcan!

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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