- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Dozer has a soul

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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