- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

roses are red, violets are violet

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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