- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

A fat boy walked into a party

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Your mom

women playing football?

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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