- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Noah is Smart.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Lockerbie bombing

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

why did the chicken cross the road

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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