- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

I am black.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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