how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Potato salad

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Oliver's friends

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Exactly what?

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Laura Pratz..

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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