Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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You.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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dildo

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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1+1= 69

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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