What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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penis

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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My mom.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Anti Joke

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