- Anti Joke

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

That's unfortunate.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

France never surrender.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Guess what? SHADAP

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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