A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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women's rights

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Thumbs this up

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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A Jew returns change.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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alcoholism kills

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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