- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Lacrosse

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

No joke.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Religion

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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