there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Small breasts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What comes after "Q" R

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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