Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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American healthcare.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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this is not a joke.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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