How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Exactly what?

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

i have cancer

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What's in there? Get outta there...

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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