A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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noodles

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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your mom

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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...Jack Vale

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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