- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

balls in ya mouf

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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