Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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theres a fat guy

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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A black person in the NHL

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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