- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

My life

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Hitler

Global Warming.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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