- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Hi my name is Bob

I Love Hitler.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

So one time this woman was learning...

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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