- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

No.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

That's unfortunate.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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