knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Canada

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suck my dick.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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