What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Women's rights

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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