Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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guess what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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