- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

im jewish

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Aodhan Hearty

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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