Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Golf.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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An antijoke

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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