- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

A homeless person dies.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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