- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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