How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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marble

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Women Drivers.

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I am black.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Fruitcake

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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