Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Ruller

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

apple pie.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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