A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What comes after "Q" R

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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