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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

wanna hear a joke? no

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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I can't see my forehead

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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