What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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The WNBA.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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