- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

no pun intended

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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