what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Girls Lacrosse.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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