Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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