An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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