- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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