A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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