a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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david weres the slug gone

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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