- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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