knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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