- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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