Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Wigan.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

the redsox

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Knock knock

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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