Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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