What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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