What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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